Guess where I am, loser. I'm living in a tropical paradise on an island in Thailand staying in a gorgeous villa--exactly where I derve to be! And I'm doing it all on your dime, of course. You're at home slaving away at work while I'm living life luxuriously for 6 straight weeks. But don't worry, I haven't forgotten about you. In fact: I filmed these jerk-off instructions specifically for you! Wow, aren't I just the nicest brat in the whole wide world? I know. Now sit back and stroke yourself stupid while I count you down.