Oh, look who just walked in the door, my cheating husband. Hey sweetie, you remember this lovely lady here, right? Remember fucking her? Cat's out of the bag. No hard feelings though. She's great, I just made a new best friend actually. We really hit it off while you were at work. Turns out we have something in common, we both love spending your money.

We're going to keep it short and to the point, you're no longer going to be fucking either of us. You will be paying us each month, as much money as necessary to fund anything and everything we want. All those nice trips and expensiv...

Oh, look who just walked in the door, my cheating husband. Hey sweetie, you remember this lovely lady here, right? Remember fucking her? Cat's out of the bag. No hard feelings though. She's great, I just made a new best friend actually. We really hit it off while you were at work. Turns out we have something in common, we both love spending your money.

We're going to keep it short and to the point, you're no longer going to be fucking either of us. You will be paying us each month, as much money as necessary to fund anything and everything we want. All those nice trips and expensive jewelry you promised me while we were together, is now mine. We're going to max out your credit cards, looks like you're our little pay piggy now. You fucked us both, now we're going to fuck you!