So I'm getting ready to go out with the girls tonight and it made me wonder, what are you doing this weekend? Oh wait, nothing, right? You have no plans other than sitting at home, alone, jerking your dick raw. No one invites you out ever because you're a loser. Hahaha! Your weekends are pretty sad and pathetic, aren't they? Well, I have a fun little assignment for you. Oh look, you actually have plans for this weekend! Wow. What a super sweet Goddess I am, you're welcome.

So here's what you're going to do, you're going to find your frilliest pair of pink panties, your reddest lips... Show more