Right after I walk in to our house, back from a deployment, you were supposed to pick me up from the airport. You didn't forget, that's not why you didn't pick me up, you were just busy with someone more important than me. You're disappointed I'm back and you think I should apologize for making it back in once piece. You even went so far as to have my deployment extended by fucking my superior, but 2 years later I still have the audacity to return!

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