Hey perv, we need to have a little talk. I'm missing a bunch of my panties and I know it was you who took them. I've caught you countless times going through my hamper and sniffing my underwear. Why would you take my panties, roomie? Do they get you off? What am I going to do with you? I know you think I'm super hot and want to fuck me and my panties are the closest thing to my pussy that you'll ever get.

We're never going to have sex, so how about this? I'll work out a little deal with you. I'll sell you my panties at $50 a pair. Panties that I've touched myself in, that I put on a... Show more