Today is my birthday!! Yay!! You're probably even more excited than I am. Anyway, I'm going to keep this short, sweet, and to the point. I have a myriad of presents to open, cake to eat, expensive champaign to drink. I'm not going to waste my time talking to you, today is all about me. You're dying to know how you can help make my day extra special? It's very simple, just hand over all your money. Yea, access to your bank accounts should suffice. I can see your cock already getting rock hard. It appears this is as much of a present for you as it is for me. Whose birthday is it, hmm? Aww, my... Show more