I can't blame you for being so in love with me, I commend your impeccable taste actually. I do need to give you a reminder though, all of the affection, relentless spoiling, etc. will never get me to love you, it won't get me to like you. I think you're so disgusting and annoying, you have no redeemable qualities. There is nothing about you I can even tolerate, got it? I just don't understand how you can love someone who hates you so much. Are you that desperate and pathetic? Or, is it that I'm just so beautiful and sexy, the epitome of irresistible?

Get it through your loser brain...

I can't blame you for being so in love with me, I commend your impeccable taste actually. I do need to give you a reminder though, all of the affection, relentless spoiling, etc. will never get me to love you, it won't get me to like you. I think you're so disgusting and annoying, you have no redeemable qualities. There is nothing about you I can even tolerate, got it? I just don't understand how you can love someone who hates you so much. Are you that desperate and pathetic? Or, is it that I'm just so beautiful and sexy, the epitome of irresistible?

Get it through your loser brain, I will never feel the same way about you. Yet, you keep crawling back after all my insults and attempts to make it crystal clear that I really fucking hate you. It's kinda funny in a pathetic sort of way. You know what, keep on loving me, I'll use it to my advantage. I'll continue to accept your gifts and money because you'll keep giving to me, I have you so wrapped around my little finger. Haha! You're completely obsessed. Hopeless.