So your anniversary is coming up, how long have you and the wife been together for? You know, I really don't care. What I do care about though, is what you plan on getting her. A nice piece of jewelry maybe, a romantic getaway, whatever. I have a much better idea, don't get her anything. Seriously. Think about it, does she really appreciate the gifts you buy her? You've been together for so long. It's not like you're going to get a thank you blow job or an appreciative fuck from her. Come on, you're not even attracted to her anymore, she's gained weight, she dresses all old, she's boring, n... Show more