Exposing Alan's Porn Addiction - *Custom for alan.* Good morning Alan, we meet again... like clockwork, every morning you wake up, take a piss, and come to the computer to watch porn and jerk off while your wife rests next to you. Today we are going to do something a little different. You are going to handcuff yourself to the bed and follow my instructions to jerk off with your free hand. Careful, don't wake your wife... I speak Mandarin at the end of this clip.