Firecracker - *Red, white & blue balls.*

I lick and suck on a firecracker popsicle better than your girlfriend does it, all while dressed in a Hello Kitty bikini and Pioneer HDJ headphones, looking at you with big, innocent doe eyes. The only audio is of me slurping up the sugary goodness.

P.S. I'm listening to "Peacock" by Katy Perry, if you were curious.