Lick My Dirty, Nasty Feet - *A Task for the true foot pervert.* Wearing sandals, I walked my a mile to the park today and ran around on the grass with him. Then, I took him to the groomers and bathed him myself -- getting dirty fur and mucky water all over my feet. When I got home, I took off my sandals and saw that my soles were completely FILTHY! Luckily for me, I have you, my little foot pervert. You get to eat clumps of fur and lick all kinds of Downtown L.A. grime off my Princess feet, while I lay back and relax with a glass of . I even use your big, ugly face to wipe my feet on. Ten min... Show more