My College Fund or Theirs - *Intelligent, beautiful, manipulative.* You think it's important, necessary even, to send your to college, but isn't paying me even MORE important? I can guarantee that I'm smarter than your and will be way more useful to society than they could ever hope to be. Why bother sending them to college? They'll just grow up to be degenerate freaks like you. I know you've thought about it before, how easy it would be to just take a few grand out of that college fund you've been saving up and use it to tribute me. In fact, drain that whole account and give it all to me. It...

My College Fund or Theirs - *Intelligent, beautiful, manipulative.* You think it's important, necessary even, to send your to college, but isn't paying me even MORE important? I can guarantee that I'm smarter than your and will be way more useful to society than they could ever hope to be. Why bother sending them to college? They'll just grow up to be degenerate freaks like you. I know you've thought about it before, how easy it would be to just take a few grand out of that college fund you've been saving up and use it to tribute me. In fact, drain that whole account and give it all to me. It's my college fund now.