Once a Loser, Always a Loser - *Abandon all hope of ever leading a normal life & not having to pay girls for their attention.* Your parents should have just named you Loser to make things easier for everyone. It's like when God made you, he was making the mold for all losers. That doesn't make you the best, or anything -- you're just the best at being the worst. The only alpha you'll ever be is an alpha loser, aka the biggest fucking loser wherever you go. You've been a loser since day one, and once a loser, always a loser!