Virgin Loser Forever - *Poor, unwanted little virgin.* I've figured out your secret... now I know why you're so hesitant about talking about sex, why you follow me around like a sad little doggy... you are a virgin, still! The only thing your cock has been inside is your fist. You couldn't get a woman to touch you no matter how hard you try. Just as well; you're doing all of womenkind a favor by keeping that repulsive thing to yourself. May as well just go all the way and lock yourself up in chastity. You're going to remain a virgin loser for the rest of your life.