Worship My Sweaty Body - *Getting you worked up after my workout.* I pride myself on taking care of my appearance and going to the gym every day. My workout clothes get SOAKED in sweat after stretches, three miles on the treadmill, and various exercises with weight machines and free weights. You could just lick the sweat off my body and drink from my arm pits... if I let you! My glistening, sweaty body is a symbol of all the hard work that goes into maintaining perfection, and you will worship me from head to sweaty, stinky toes.