You Are NOT the Step-Father *You should have known.* We need to have a talk. None of our chiIdren are yours... in fact, they're all from different men. Stop looking so surprised and sad! Why do you think I go to the gym for four hours at a time, or why do you think I wear a mini skirt and heels to the grocery store? You're so stupid if you didn't know. I had to have the best for our chiIdren, and you clearly didn't make the cut. You're just the stupid sap that pays for everything. Sorry, honey!