You've made the right choice by coming to Me. I know there are probably a thousand other boring, old, stuffy financial advisors you could go to but why would you want to do that? Why do you want to sit around talking finances with another ugly dude when you could put a brat in control. Doesn't that sound like so much more fun? Instead of a 401k and stocks, invest in the Bank of Mackayla. Go ahead and make your first deposit. Doesn't that feel right? Of course. Just put Me in charge of every dime and we will have A LOT of fun with that cash,