I find you, My boss, hiding away at the company party and seize the opportunity to get My pay raise, Christmas bonus and new office. I know your recent divorce has left you particularly desperate and, well, horny. What a perfect time for Me to tease you into My little trap. I'm pretty much a pro at blackmailing My coworkers at this point and you are no different. All I have to do is get you stroking and BOOM.. you're mine to use.