you know you want Me more than her. I'm superior in every way. Hotter than she could ever hope to be. But I am so out of your league that it hurts. It hurts in a way that makes you yearn for Me. I love that you can't get Me off of your mind. Even when you're with her. And I'm going to make sure I drain you of any sexual impulse you have before you meet up with her today. So jerk it for your dream girl before you settle and have to hang out with her.