I'm in this hot, tight gym outfit and all you can think about are My dirty, sweaty socks. You are such a fucking weirdo! I bet you want Me to strip off My shoes and sock right here, right now, don't you? Ugh, so gross. Look how excited you are to see My nasty socks! Hard and drooling for something so gross.. But whatever, I'll let you goon out. I'll even let you buy these very socks fresh from My feet.

*These socks are actually for sale. First come, first served.*