Let Me take a guess at what you'll be doing tonight... I'm thinking you'll be sitting all alone in your room, binging on My clips and jerking the night away, huh? Obviously. That's what lonely losers do on Valentine's Day. Want to hear about what I'll be doing tonight while you jerk your lonely loser boner? Jerk to the though of Me getting fucked by a REAL man. Jerk to the idea of Me being spoiled properly. Jerk to My perfect, spoiled, hot Valentine's Day plans like the pathetic loser we both know you are.