I have something I need to tell you... I've been napping with other men. Don't act so surprised! I know you are aware of the fact that I only married you of your money and you have never been able to satisfy Me sexually. So, I decided to fulfill My sexual urges elsewhere and you are going to put up with it. Divorce isn't an option because I love your money too much and you love Me too much! So, I've come up with an arrangement. I know you'll love it.