Face it, I make your life bearable. I make every part of your life better. I make your boring, lame job worth it just knowing that you are earning money for Me and My clips. I make your sexual relationships better because you can just close your eyes and imagine Me. Family holidays, those times you want to hang yourself from boredom? you can just sneak away and jerk to Me. you're lucky to know Me and you will do everything in your power to keep Me happy.