It's about time I put you to use. Now, I already know that you aren't worthy of this job but what else am I going to do with you?! So, for now, you will be My Louboutin licking loser. you will be carefully and diligently licking the dirt off of My sexy, designer heels. Working your tongue between the red lacquer and worn parts of My soles. Lick, lick, lick, bitch. But you better not get an ounce of saliva on the suede. I don't want your loser germ soaking into My gorgeous shoes. Don't fuck up, loser.