I have a really good idea.. I think you should stay a virgin for Me FOREVER! I mean, you've held on to that V card this long so why stop now? Instead of going out and trying to have sex, just stay at home with Me and your palm and jerk it. My delightfully bratty attitude and perfect being is making this decision easier and easier for you. Of course, you will ultimately hold onto your virginity. Do you REALLY have a choice?