It's not enough to be just a "jerk addict." No, you want to go deeper. you want to be a little gooner for Me. One little jerk session a day is simply not going to cut it. I am going to rewire you with these new mantras as I have you stroking your goon stick. Repeating and stroking. Repeating and stroking. Every stroke is turning you into a mindless gooner. But this is just the start. you're going to go on a binge for tons of clips after this and you're going to edge for HOURS. Edging, gooning, stroking is your new purpose.