New year, new goals. But you aren't going to better yourself. No, you are going to be an even bigger loser for Me this year. I am going to be even hotter. Even greedier. And you are going to love every second of Me ruining you. I know you'll love it because you are so busy jerking to the thought of it right this second that I know you NEED this. So, say it for Me... Say "I'm going to be an even bigger loser for you, Princess." Again. That's right.