*Sweet girl ridicules and laughs at your tiny penis!* We've been going steady for a while and I think I am finally ready to go all the way. you're going to have to take it slow because this is My first time and I am really tight. Okay, take off your pants... OH MY GOD, they don't all look like that do they? Wow.. There is no way I'm going to waste My first time on that! Does it even work? I can't believe you were going to keep that a secret.. I really thought you were the one.. This CLEARLY isn't going to work out.