It must suck having to lie about who you are to get laid but I suppose thats the only way. Today, I feel bad for the poor girls that fall for your lies AND I'm in the mood for a laugh.. So you are going to complete a task for Me. Get your thinking cap on, freak. you are going to make a totally truthful dating profile to show the world who you really are. And I have a couple of *special* tasks for you so you can really feel the pain of being yourself. Get ready for some real humiliation and rejection, loser!

It must suck having to lie about who you are to get laid but I suppose thats the only way. Today, I feel bad for the poor girls that fall for your lies AND I'm in the mood for a laugh.. So you are going to complete a task for Me. Get your thinking cap on, freak. you are going to make a totally truthful dating profile to show the world who you really are. And I have a couple of *special* tasks for you so you can really feel the pain of being yourself. Get ready for some real humiliation and rejection, loser!