Have you noticed a little change in yourself? Something has shifted in you. Where once you used to think about fucking or getting head, now, all you can think about is stroking. you've gooned so much that you've lost all sensitivity to your dick. And I know just what ails you.. It's called Gooner Grip. And I hate to tell you (lol jk no I don't) it's terminal. you are going to be destined to a life of stroking to Me from here on out. What started as a fun little hobby has totally taken over and you will never be the same.

Have you noticed a little change in yourself? Something has shifted in you. Where once you used to think about fucking or getting head, now, all you can think about is stroking. you've gooned so much that you've lost all sensitivity to your dick. And I know just what ails you.. It's called Gooner Grip. And I hate to tell you (lol jk no I don't) it's terminal. you are going to be destined to a life of stroking to Me from here on out. What started as a fun little hobby has totally taken over and you will never be the same.