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I'm going to ruiner your life as you know it. Really though, is your life that great to begin with? So you won't mind ruining relationships would you? Ditching hobbies? Working all of your free time away just to afford more of My clips? All for the chance to be My good gooner. I know you wouldn't mind My ruining your life. Emptying your brain out and filling it up with nothing but Me. It's time to be rewired and goonified. This is the best thing for you and you know it.