Aren't you glad you've found your place? No longer fantasizing about fucking Me. No more wanting to take Me out. Now, you sit at home with your wallet in your mouth waiting for My tabs. Dates nights now consist of you being My ducky credit card. Instead of wanting to take Me out, you feel privileged paying for Me and My man to go out and enjoy each other. It turns you on to have Me swipe My ducky credit card, doesn't it? Of course. Anything to make Me and My REAL man happy.

Aren't you glad you've found your place? No longer fantasizing about fucking Me. No more wanting to take Me out. Now, you sit at home with your wallet in your mouth waiting for My tabs. Dates nights now consist of you being My ducky credit card. Instead of wanting to take Me out, you feel privileged paying for Me and My man to go out and enjoy each other. It turns you on to have Me swipe My ducky credit card, doesn't it? Of course. Anything to make Me and My REAL man happy.