you're an addict for shiny. There can never be enough shiny manipulation for your stupid male brain. I know that I can use these shiny curves to melt your brain and get you to do whatever I want. And, even more apparently, you love it. Stroke and get even weaker. Weak and stupid. The more I tease you, the more pliable you become. Now is the perfect time to strike. Now I can use you. Open that tribute page and send. Stupid and spendy for shiny. Just like we like it.

you're an addict for shiny. There can never be enough shiny manipulation for your stupid male brain. I know that I can use these shiny curves to melt your brain and get you to do whatever I want. And, even more apparently, you love it. Stroke and get even weaker. Weak and stupid. The more I tease you, the more pliable you become. Now is the perfect time to strike. Now I can use you. Open that tribute page and send. Stupid and spendy for shiny. Just like we like it.