I have a new idea! It's brilliant really. And totally fair for a loser like yourself. I was thinking that since no one else wants to touch your dick, you shouldn't either! If no one else wants it, why should you? That's right.. you shouldn't. I think it's a totally fair requirement. If you can go out and get a woman to come on to you and have any interest in your dick then you can stroke it. But do you really want to go through the humiliation and rejection of trying? I think you should just resign to a life of denial. It's for the best.

I have a new idea! It's brilliant really. And totally fair for a loser like yourself. I was thinking that since no one else wants to touch your dick, you shouldn't either! If no one else wants it, why should you? That's right.. you shouldn't. I think it's a totally fair requirement. If you can go out and get a woman to come on to you and have any interest in your dick then you can stroke it. But do you really want to go through the humiliation and rejection of trying? I think you should just resign to a life of denial. It's for the best.