Wearing only my little tiara headband, I squat in my bathtub and write "piss princess" across my chest (except I'm a dumb bimbo and write it very badly, whoops!). Then I prove it's true by pissing into a cute little doggy bowl, completely emptying my very full bladder before dumping the whole thing on my head. After, I rub the piss into my tits, smearing the words, wring it out of my hair, and even it off my fingers!