Valentine's Day must be so hard for a forever Virgin like you. While most people are enjoying a day of romance, affection, and SEX, you are all alone. You can't escape the constant reminders that you're unloveable, unwanted, undesirable. You have no prospects, no hope, no chance. You'll remain a VIRGIN this year, next year, and for all the years to come. You probably want to cry by now. Let those tears fall, they'll make for an excellent lube while you tear-jerk your way through another Valentine's Day alone.

Valentine's Day must be so hard for a forever Virgin like you. While most people are enjoying a day of romance, affection, and SEX, you are all alone. You can't escape the constant reminders that you're unloveable, unwanted, undesirable. You have no prospects, no hope, no chance. You'll remain a VIRGIN this year, next year, and for all the years to come. You probably want to cry by now. Let those tears fall, they'll make for an excellent lube while you tear-jerk your way through another Valentine's Day alone.