Hi Earthling. I chose you to visit for a reason. I've been watching you. You're so easily manipulated by your cock and I'm going to exploit that for my big plan! See, I'm going to be invading your little planet soon, and I need silly little slave boys like you to help me do it. Your sexual desires and yearning to please yourself will be yours and humanity's downfall. But you don't care about that, do you?