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Be honest with yourself, you don't want to spend any more time tied down to the ole ball and chain. You're tired of having to answer to her, you're sick of having to restrain yourself from doing all of the things you want to do. Think of all the time you could spend gooning to hot, sexy porn if you no longer had to deal with her! Your life would improve the instant you dump her. Here's what you're going to do: you're going to leave her, lock yourself into a room, and binge and goon until your brain is gone and you're a drooling, mindless mess. You love porn more than you love her! You love gooning more than you love her! Your body is aching for the freedom to jerk yourself silly anytime you want. Break up with her and binge.