Do you really think I care if you're struggling right now? If you're stressed? If times are tough? Ew. No. I don't care about your problems. In fact, I LIKE it better when you're suffering. I still expect you to drain your accounts dry for me. Every last penny. Save nothing for yourself. I'm not going to allow you to miss out on the only enjoyment you get in your LOSER life (paying me DUH). So here's your encouragement to keep going, keep spending, and keep handing over every last penny you have!