You're a certified loser. Home alone with nothing but your hand to keep you company. That's how the rest of your life is going to go. You're a loser on the internet and a loser in real life too. You're so pathetic that you spend your days and nights jerking away to girls who don't even like you!

You're a certified loser. Home alone with nothing but your hand to keep you company. That's how the rest of your life is going to go. You're a loser on the internet and a loser in real life too. You're so pathetic that you spend your days and nights jerking away to girls who don't even like you!