This is the year you're finally going to leave her. No more wussing out. No more games. I'm going to have you leave her on Christmas, you're pulling a reverse Santa. Not only will your abandonment hurt even more because it's Christmas, but you'll ruin Christmas for her forever. I'm already laughing. Consider this a gift from me to both of you.

This is the year you're finally going to leave her. No more wussing out. No more games. I'm going to have you leave her on Christmas, you're pulling a reverse Santa. Not only will your abandonment hurt even more because it's Christmas, but you'll ruin Christmas for her forever. I'm already laughing. Consider this a gift from me to both of you.