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You know you’re an ugly little fuck that women can’t stand. It’s not news to you. Don’t worry, I’m here to help. The simple act of opening up your wallet and handing me your hard earned cash makes you hotter. Seriously. Every time you give me money, I find you less and less repulsive. Try it right now. If you go totally broke for me, I might even be able to say that you’re cute or something. Doesn’t that sound nice? Wouldn’t you do anything to be more attractive?