I'm sure you've noticed that porn addiction is often demonized and that might have you questioning your habit. I'm here to tell you that not only is porn addiction a good thing, but you simply aren't addicted enough! You need to be watching MORE PORN. You need to be committing yourself fully to porn. Goon more. Stroke more. Watch more. Immerse yourself fully in your porn addiction. Trust me, I am an expert after all.

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