I want a new puppy and you’re going to play the part perfectly for me. Get down on your hands and knees for Princess in the puppy position. It’s time for your puppy training. You’re going to be a good little puppy boy for me aren’t you? Wag that tail. Crawl around for me. If you’re a good little puppy boy and you please Princess, I might even let you have a treat. Bark for me! Wear your collar. Follow me around like the loyal little puppy you are. Good boy.