Here we are, the most romantic day of the year, and you don't have a Valentine. Of course you couldn't find a date! Poor thing. No worries, I'll be your Valentine. You were going to spend your evening jerking off to me anyway, so why not make it official? To truly be my Valentine though, you're going to have to jump through some hoops. You didn't expect me to make it easy for you, did you? I obviously deserve the best. You're going to pretend you've got a date with me and spend accordingly. Don't worry, I'll guide you through all of my expectations so you won't disappoint me. All you have t...

Here we are, the most romantic day of the year, and you don't have a Valentine. Of course you couldn't find a date! Poor thing. No worries, I'll be your Valentine. You were going to spend your evening jerking off to me anyway, so why not make it official? To truly be my Valentine though, you're going to have to jump through some hoops. You didn't expect me to make it easy for you, did you? I obviously deserve the best. You're going to pretend you've got a date with me and spend accordingly. Don't worry, I'll guide you through all of my expectations so you won't disappoint me. All you have to do is stroke, pay, and obey. Good boy.