Loser's don't get to enjoy summer vacation like hot girls do. No, you'll spend your summer working hard, earning as much as you can to hand over to me. It's called Hot Girl Summer, not Ugly Loser Summer, duh! So while I enjoy all of the fun that summer brings, you'll be slaving away to fund it and you'll be grateful for the opportunity, because what else will bring excitement to your boring life if not living vicariously through me.