All alone with no friends or family today? Poor you. Aren’t you lucky that you have me to keep you company? You’re going to spend your day wanking away for me, trying to distract yourself from your pathetic little life. I’m going to encourage you to begin edging right now. You’ll love stroking your dick to my perfection, even as I belittle you and remind you constantly of how sad your life is. Goon to your own humiliation. If you shed a tear or two, that’s even better. You can use it as lube for your long stroking session. Celebrate Wanksgiving with me!