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Wifey doesn’t know about the double life you’re living. But I do. Wifey doesn’t know about all the money you’ve been spending on another woman. But I do. Wifey doesn’t know how you jerk yourself raw repeatedly to my mind melting clips. But I do. Wifey doesn’t need to know if you keep paying me. See, I’m terrible at keeping secrets and loose lips sink (relation)ships. I have good news for you though, I can be reminded to keep your dirty little life ruining secrets with your cash. I don’t want to tell everyone all about what you get up to behind her back, but without regular reminders (read: tributes) I might “accidentally” let your secrets slip. You wouldn’t want that, would you?