A insane burglar breaks into my house while I am napping, and start sniffing my armpits. He is obviously more obsessed with my armpits than all my valuables. He keep sniffing both armpits over and over, before he start licking my sweaty armpits.

Then the crazy step-son of a bitch takes of his pants and start jerking while licking my pits. He shots his load on my armpits, and then lick it of. He should be very lucky that I did not wake up!