I have my new donkey visiting me, and I think it is about time for me to take a test ride. So I have him crawl on all four to me, so I can take a seat on his back. I bring my whipping rod, which is used for purposes just like this. I have him start carrying me around, and he is complaining? Having a sexy young Princess with no weight.

So I start using the whipping rod to keep him focused on the task at hand, and keep him walking just like I want him to! But there is more complaining, so I need to smack him harder with the whipping rod! I have him going until I... Show more